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Recommended reading list:
Jobs I Did Not Get Part 1
Jobs I Did Not Get Part 2
Things you only know if you're gluten intolerant
The realities of writing a diary
Back to the Future II, or Why are all the women in the bin?
'The starter was bit ruff', in which I review a dog restaurant but in the style of a dog
(There were no less than seven meetings to decide whether the Sainsbury's audience was ready for a 'first person dog narrative')
The definitive ranking of black winter tights
The worldly goods of Debo Mitford have been bought by mad people
The definitive ranking of all the gluten-free shit in the supermarket